Posted by
Therese Daniels on Wednesday, March 25, 2009 9:33:44 PM
CHANGING PARTIES
I was traveling down the road the other day south of Benton, Mississippi
when a tire blew out. Checking my spare, I found that it
too was flat. My only option was to flag down a passing
motorist and get a ride to the next town.
The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He
yelled out the window, "Need a lift?"
"Yes, I sure do," I replied.
"You a Republican or Democrat," asked the old
man.
"Republican," I replied.
"Well, you can just go to Hell," yelled the old
man as he sped off.
Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me
the same question.
Again, I gave the same answer, "Republican."
The driver gave me the finger and drove off.
I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my
strategy, since this area seemed to be overly political and
there appeared to be few Republicans.
The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a
beautiful blonde.
She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Republican or
Democrat.
"Democrat!", I shouted.
"Hop in!" replied the blonde.
Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at the
gorgeous woman in the seat next to me, the wind blowing
through her hair, perfect breasts, and a short skirt that
continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs.
Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car."
She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the
car stopped, I jumped out.
"What's the matter?", she asked.
"I can't take it anymore," I replied.
"I've only been a Democrat for five minutes and
already I want to screw somebody."